Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I will die if light touches me.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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