We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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