Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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