My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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