Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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