Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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