Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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