I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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