i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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