YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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