He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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