Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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