i barfeds in our rink
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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