Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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