you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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