Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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