Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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