Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
