please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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