I skipped work to stalk him.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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