Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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