Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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