He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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