good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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