this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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