Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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