Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
What a dumb baby whore.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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