Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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