Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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