the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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