I need help removing her.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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