I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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