Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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