people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
No...this little piggys going to the bar
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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