just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
How external is "for external use only"?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
