is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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