Betty ford says i'm here all night
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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