He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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