yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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