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• (636): View more from Missouri

  dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you

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  when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...

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• (951): View more from California

  This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo

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• (805): View more from California

  Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.

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  Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again

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  19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done

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• (650): View more from California

  Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?

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