i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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