He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Mom said you looked used
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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