If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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