my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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