i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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