You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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