The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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