the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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