He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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