I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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