check it out our google latitudes are spooning
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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