that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
How external is "for external use only"?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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