Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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