It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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