Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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