Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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