What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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